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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via nocturne-du-corbeau)

nubesque:

“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth”

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sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

This is my kindred spirit. I always joke about naming my head lice but this is just taking it too far.

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player

i think you mean the best

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likeohmygodisthatcharliescene:

noirtiger:

basorexic-bookworm:

prehate:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

Ahaha omg

omf

oh jesus

Yep. That’s exactly how it’s like.

(Source: amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire, via buster-cumbersnatch)

maarnayeri:

Europeans pre-colonialism: look at those dark people, so uncivilized without religion. Let’s send them bibles and seize their land.

Europeans post-colonialism: look at those dark people, so uncivilized with religion. Let’s send them bombs/sanctions and seize their land.

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its-the-plastics:

The year is 2238. The bell rings and the students walk into English class. The teacher says, “Okay, kids, open your ’21st Century Fanfiction’ textbooks to page 41. Today we’ll be studying Destiel.”

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timelessword-pricelesspictures:

corpse-boy:

Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

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There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

byuns-baekery:

lastofthemoontribe:

typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:

If you can’t reblog this…

(( That moment when a really popular post has an EXO gif permanently attached to it. ))

(( that moment when you check their blog and its not even exo biased and you wonder how did they find the gif ))

(Source: 0fmiceandmay, via cumberbatch-locked)

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

that is a sad number of reblogs

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